thewatsondiaries

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

drugsbust

slendertroll:

ce-les-ti-al:

camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

college in a 17 second montage

Who the fuck only has six unread emails?